A Day to Remember...or will I?

Well today is the day, a day my husband has been waiting all year for, yearning, longing, dreaming, counting down the days to...no its not our anniversary, you know the fact that I have given him 20 years, 3 fantaboulous (if I do say so myself, and I do) ...kids who are quick to do their chores, always eat their vegetables and beg me to read them bible stories around the fire every night (we dont have a fireplace). I have cooked, cleaned, had to bear with his ever so sweet bodily sounds that is music to a womans ears(who needs romance right, ladies??) not the fact that I have listened to his bad jokes, nursed him back to health when hes been near death with a cold, given up my "girly" shows for sports or blood and guts movies..etc etc...and yet this is not what my hubby has been talking about for days on end, but it is in fact the day of the Superbowl...yes the overrated, boorish, lame Superbowl (ooppss, did I say that??) So here I sit, again talking to you while I listen to the shouts of "WWWHHHOOOOOO!!!! and YEAH!!!!! and all the jargon that goes with a simple football game, at least that is my humble opinion, and since this is my blog, I shall share my opinion...and whoever reads this has to listen...even if no one reads this, I will read the blog myself and cry over the fact that I could go this very moment wearing nothing but a bowl of dip in my lap and two corn chips covering the other parts of my body that on any wife is a dream for her husband to sneak a peek at, and he still would only say "Honey can you move over , I cant see the game" what am I chopped liver??? And so it is this day that I am longing for it to be over, for isnt there more meaningful things to be doing with his time, like fighting world hunger, or shaving or maybe clean a toilet? I mean come on people, we are talking life or death matters here, there are germs to be fought! hair to be sucked the drain and such and such, you know what I mean? SO tonight when I lay my pretty little head down to fall off to dreamland, I shall say my prayers, including thanking God that for at least now, the Superbowl is at that time over, and as far as my husband is concerned only 364 days to go for the next...gee I can hardly wait. Maybe next year instead of chips and dip I can try cheesecake and cheez whiz, any ideas ladies???? Toodles XOXOX Im off to eat chips and dip (at least that is one decent thing about today, I can eat and eat till Im fat)